January 20th, 2009 will certainly be a day that is remembered in history. Whether or not you can make in to Barack Obama’s Inauguration, you owe it to yourself to capture a piece of this great historical event. Here are some of the more popular Obama Inauguration Souvenirs.
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On noon on January 20th, Barack Obama will become the 44th president of the United States. As the country celebrates this historic day, I wonder what George Bush will be doing.
Here are some ideas:
1. Order some Dr. Seuss books from Amazon for his presidential library.
2. Sneak out some presidential towels, soap, shampoo and bath robe through the back door of the White House.
3. Shake all the cans of soda in beer so that they explode in Obama’s face when he goes to enjoy a drink.
4. Un-install all the direct lines to Cheney that were used whenever he needed advice on what to do–including the one in the presidential bathroom.
5. Burn 2005 FEMA guide on Hurricane Disasters along with The Strength of the Mortage Industry–a 2008 report issued by the Department of Treasury.
6. Program Fox News as a favorite on all White House televisions. In addition, FoxNews.com will become the default homepage for all White House computers.
7. Put Blagojevich’s number on speed dial on all White House phones and then alert the press the next day.
8. Look under all furniture one last time for those missing weapons of mass distruction.
9. Install highly sensitive sprinkler system in the LIncoln Bedroom, in hopes of drenching a smoking Obama.
10. Transfer his subscriptions to National Review and Mad Magazine from 1600 Pennslyvania Avenue to his Texas residence.
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